Download E-books The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure PDF

By Jack Handey

The mythical Deep Thoughts and New Yorker stand-up comedian Jack Handey is again along with his first actual novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung event tale.

THE STENCH OF HONOLOLU

Are you partial to books during which well-known vacationer locations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no specific cause? learn on!

Jack Handey's unique story is stuffed with laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names get away me at once. A reliably unreliable narrator and his pal, who's another man, have to get out of city. they've got a flavor for event, so that they pay a trip to a relic of bygone days-a trip agent-and become aware of an outdated treasure map. She could have been a witch, incidentally. Our heroes quickly embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and smelly international land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold risks, confront unusual natives, kill and consume Turtle humans, kill another issues and folks, consume one other factor, and realize the ruins of historic civilizations.

As our narrator says, "The ruins have been extraordinary. yet like such a lot of civilizations, they forgot the guideline that will have stored them: do not permit vines develop in every single place you."

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Download E-books Stories from a Joke Thief PDF

By Buddy Stein

For over 50 years, stand-up comedian blood brother Stein has introduced laughter at any place he has appeared—on tv, in nightclubs, in theaters, in retirement houses, at shop openings, and on golfing classes around the state.

From his "green years" within the Catskills to his hilarious visual appeal at the Merv Griffin convey and the evening he upstaged Jackie Gleason, blood brother persevered following his dream. He desired to make humans snigger, similar to Rodney Dangerfield, blood brother Hackett, Alan King, and Henny Youngman.

But simply because he had a relations to elevate, blood brother needed to preserve a full-time task whereas watching for his "big break." And whilst the holiday did arrive, blood brother needed to make the easiest selection attainable for himself and his relations.

Stories from a funny story Thief is greater than a memoir. it's also a suite of Buddy’s favourite jokes from his own archives—many of which he utilized in his act. they're hilarious, frequently irreverent, and infrequently downright racy, no matter if lampooning golfers, air trip, the getting older, medical professionals, or marriage. As blood brother places it, "The thoughts and anecdotes are primarily actual. If someone is indignant or insulted by way of a few of the jokes and tales, it’s merely intentional!"

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Download E-books Home Land: A Novel PDF

By Sam Lipsyte

What if an individual eventually wrote to his highschool alumni bulletin and told...the fact! here's an replace from hell, and the main great paintings to this point, via the novelist whom Jeffrey Eugenides calls "original, devious, and intensely humorous" and of whose first novel Chuck Palahniuk wrote, "I laughed out loud---and I by no means snort out loud."

The japanese Valley highschool Alumni e-newsletter, Catamount Notes, is bursting with stories of good fortune: former scholars contain a bankable baby-kisser and a well-known baseball big name, let alone a major-label recording artist. Then there's the appalling, but completely adorable, Lewis Miner, type of '89---a.k.a Teabag---who didn't pan out. this is often his confession in all its sour, lovelorn glory.

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Download E-books Doctor In The Swim PDF

Dr Grimsdyke was once basically too happy to find that he used to be sitting subsequent to the luscious Lucy Squiffington on his flight domestic. a number of hours in her corporation was once sure to move good – in truth it went really too good seeing as how the long-suffering Anemone used to be looking forward to him again domestic. A truth Grimsdyke appeared to have thoroughly forgotten. And as though juggling ladies wasn’t adequate, the Jellybone sisters then input the scene with a troupe of girl contortionists smartly in tow – infrequently prone to aid straighten issues out for terrible Grimsdyke. As he ponders his concepts, Grimsdyke falls headlong right into a sequence of hilarious mishaps that depart him nearly near to drowning.

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