By Frankie Boyle
Interpreting Scotland's Jesus could be like being referred to as into the lounge by way of your baby shouting that they see a bit purple dot at the head of a television newscaster, then driving the white scorching bullet in the course of the propaganda circuitry of his or her exploding mind. It's a humorous publication concerning the information, in part since it was once determined pornographic e-book approximately Scottish Independence wouldn't fairly promote.
In chapters starting from foreign Politics to the Animal international, Scotland's Jesus is authorized the chance to exhibit his more and more unsympathetic worldview and disintegrating psyche. A torrent of jokes approximately contemporary occasions give you the framework for a broader philosophical depression. Frankie Boyle makes use of the tales of the preferred press as a springboard to provide an explanation for the character of truth and the main points of our enslavement to mirthless company Warlocks.
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